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I just came across (heh) these pictures, I forgot about them! They’re so old. But I still loooove tasting myself on my toys :) Get this heart dildo here and we can be matchies

Anonymous asked: How do you ride a guy

lilnympho-:

http://dirtyberd.tumblr.com/post/53310556784/how-to-be-on-top as always she explains it better than I could lol

:))

  July 29, 2014 at 09:30pm

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Anonymous asked: berd, are we ever going to get over this heartbreak? i'm in the same position as you :(

Yes of course!!! Think positively, keep busy, and remain open. Everything is going to be ok. 

  July 29, 2014 at 09:18pm

fohk:

I can’t see anything I don’t like about you”

"But you will, you will think of things and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Michel Gondry

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  July 29, 2014 at 07:54pm
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onlyaurotique:

Polaroid #95, © aurotique, Juni 2014

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

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Anonymous asked: DB I am having a terrible month. I cannot get any women to go out with me. I think I am a fairly attractive guy, I have a good job, solid friends and family, etc. Clearly you don't know me but is it possible to give off a vibe or something that turns women off?

Idk but you saying you can’t “get” any women to go out with you kind of rubs me the wrong way. Are you looking for just any woman to pay attention to you or are you actually looking for a girl that you like to go out with you?? Desperation is palpable- and I can tell when I’m out if there’s a guy who is out just going from girl to girl trying to get some. So, yeah, there are definitely vibes you can be giving off that are unattractive. Just chill, go out to have fun, not (necessarily) to meet someone. I like meeting guys who are with a group and aren’t on the prowl, they’re just enjoying themselves. Try online dating if you haven’t already, that could be a nice change in scenery too. Good luck, kiss

  July 29, 2014 at 07:07pm

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  July 29, 2014 at 06:48pm

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lascivious25:

It *should* be messy.

#tru  

Anonymous asked: berd, how have you been? are you still having a hard time?

I have been solidly just aight. I have very extreme ups and downs, but generally I’ve just been chugging along and doing my best. My heart is not at all healed but the summer weather, froyo, and the people around me make everything a bit more manageable. And honestly this blog and my store have been such an amazing, positive distraction for me. Forever grateful. Thank you for asking :)

  July 29, 2014 at 06:02pm

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#GIF  #yeezy